DL's Asylum

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:24:31 +0300

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:35:14 +0300

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:41 +0300

mr-egbutt: me too, deadpool

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:20 +0300

mr-egbutt:

me too, deadpool

spazzuss: Me when people attempt to offend me

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:30:16 +0300

spazzuss:

Me when people attempt to offend me

tastefullyoffensive: [extrafabulouscomics]

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:29:31 +0300

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

neraiutsuze: #Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:28:28 +0300

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

#Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:39:19 +0300

airpunchingacademic: Can we just take a moment to appreciate...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:18:21 +0300

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

indebtandbored: OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:16:30 +0300

indebtandbored:

OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ

starkspangly: coolfrikkinbeans: Not gonna lie, my heart...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:07:28 +0300

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

Ozzy’s advice to Ville Valo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:07:06 +0300

Ozzy’s advice to Ville Valo

scarymerry: raccooneyedbitch: bombarrows: quadrangledreality: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:24 +0300

scarymerry:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

he probably thinks that link is zelda

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:05:49 +0300

sebastian-contramundum: cineraria: この猫の「なでなでして欲しいアピール」が凄い（動画）...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:19:23 +0300

sebastian-contramundum:

cineraria:

この猫の「なでなでして欲しいアピール」が凄い（動画） - ふらぶろ

that cat is me in feline form <3

Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that character you hate is what you're known for.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:19:14 +0300

thenorwoodbuilder:

welcometomyfinland: Hmmm leipäjuustoa with cloudberries.. :3

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:46:20 +0300

welcometomyfinland:

Hmmm leipäjuustoa with cloudberries.. :3

I'm so gay my name is Rainbow: Let’s appreaciate this little word for a while. Vittu. It’s a Finnish...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:11:51 +0300

I'm so gay my name is Rainbow: Let’s appreaciate this little word for a while. Vittu. It’s a Finnish...:

iikku:

Let’s appreaciate this little word for a while.

Vittu.

It’s a Finnish swear, and literally means “cunt”, but it’s kind of like “fuck” when used.

Vittu kun oot tyhmä = Dammit you’re so stupid.

Vittuileksä mulle? = Are you fucking with me?

Tää meni nyt kyllä ihan vituilleen. = This didn’t…

youvegottthelove: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:09:05 +0300

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

prussiancancer: dontaskwhy237: darkeonwarlord: Yahoo has gone...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:08:27 +0300

prussiancancer:

dontaskwhy237:

darkeonwarlord:

Yahoo has gone too far

we win