umb wwhat the hell is this
wwhen i saww the knife i wwas like 99% sure this wwas gonna be a fuckin snuff film starrin or somethin
wwhat the hell
are you mutilatin that fruit
thank god im not the only one who does this
why thoUgh?!
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What is this, I don’t even-
Ain’t havin none of your shit watermelon.
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU WATERMELON
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU WATERMELON AT ALL
The best part is when he cracks an egg in it at the end.
NOW IT IS MANLY AND FULL OF PROTEINThis is a tumblr thing now?! 8D
OH SWEET GHANDIS TITS LET’S SPREAD MORE!!!
OH MY EYES THAT IS JUST HORRIBLE D:
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